You only beat me if you get me to hate.

Irish girls are unique in their character... they're a combination of a girl, mother, hooker, and nun. They go from Bambi to Banshee in 3.7 seconds. They can bat their eyes or blacken yours. They can love you with a passion and make you feel like a king. Depending on their mood, they'll chastise you for drinking, or match you pint for pint. They keep Irish men from killing themselves and each other. Uncomprehendable but indispensible, those Irish girls."

If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.

I know who you're doing, what you're doing, and why. -Brian Murray